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Random Thought: I have always wondered why "Moms" wear their pants up so much higher than they should. I mean, there is not much attractive about jeans that are up around your neck and the back pockets sit more on your lower back than your bum. But, I have figured out why wearing pants under the chest is so fab for Moms...they are just trying to get their old jeans to fit around the smallest part of their body...which happens to have shifted after 9 months. What used to be their 'waist' (around the belly button) has now moved north (right below the rib cage)! The alternative is to wear the jeans on the hip, but then the problem is muffin top hanging over the waistband or elastic top pants (and I think we all know the major brands are not going to start making elastic waist bands the hip item for the Fall '09 season)! So, I apologize to all the Moms out there that I looked at and secretly wanted come up behind you and jerk your pants down 10 inches! This lesson learned is the drive behind the above paragraph...Can one really find their old body or has a permanent shift been made? To be continued...
See Photo Below: This is Alessandra Ambrosio's body nine weeks after giving birth (a Victoria's Secret model)...clearly there is a secret and she hasn't shared it with the other Moms in the world.
See Below: Look at this face! Who can really complain about body image when you have a sweet baby that looks at you like you are perfect in everyway?
4 comments:
Man I am still working on getting my body back. I have no clue how the movie stars do it!
It's called starvation and personal trainers...usually not a healthy combination.
Jenny and Britanny...you both look great! Now, zip the lip!
Also, that's hilarious about the new momma waist line...I never thought about it! But, so true.
Well, Britanny, you could take my first approach (after Francie) and just get another bun warming in the oven. After Harlan, I took no approach, yet one was kinda chosen for me. Chasing 2 toddlers is an amazing weight loss plan! I've just given up on the 'ole body for now, until I know for sure if I'm done or not. Then, perhaps I'll try to get in some sort of shape. Love, ML
Hilarious.... I am cracking up:) I have been there with the side stiches and definitely the muffin top.... Heck I still have it. But mine is now from nothing but FOOD!!!!! No baby to blame. Oh I can blame John Mark, since I blame him for everything that is not "normal" around our house. But Sweet Boy is innocent this time:)
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